User:Redgreenfourties

I am a Dutch user and I live in the province of . My main goal for joining this wiki in March 2014 was adding a list of about a hundred Dutch wikis to Wikiindex, improving existing Dutch wikis and promoting Dutch heritage. I have already added several wikis when I decided that I wanted to join this site and help out under my own name.

If you have any questions, you can talk to me on my talk page.


 * Presently enjoying: History of the Netherlands, progressive rock and helping my family move.

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A Story

 * A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.
 * After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.
 * He then leaves the pub.
 * After doing this every evening for a week the pubowner visits an old friend of his, an ex-boxer.
 * He tells him he has a man who comes in, orders an ale and then refuses to pay.
 * The ex-boxers accepts to visit his pub that evening and talk to the man.
 * When the clocks strikes 10 o'clock the man enters the pub and asks for his ale.
 * The ex-boxer approaches him and says to the man: I heard you are a man who fears no-one.
 * The man says: That's me.
 * Then the ex-boxer leans over and awnser: Well, I too am a man who fears no-one
 * The man looks him in the eyes and answers...
 * Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!

Belgian jokes

 * Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?
 * The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,
 * The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.


 * After years of studying aeronautical problems, the Belgians have finally invented something.
 * What you ask?
 * A helicopter with an ejector-seat.


 * A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane.
 * Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground.
 * There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out.
 * The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death.
 * The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...
 * That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.

Father

 * Two women are talking to each other at the social club,
 * One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.
 * How so the other woman asks.
 * Well my husband broke his leg last week and the doctor forbade him from using the stairs.
 * Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.
 * Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.

The Doctor

 * A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:
 * Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.
 * The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:
 * I see the problem, your finger is broken.


 * A Jew visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:
 * When I touch my side, here, I feel a terrible pain.
 * The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:
 * I see the problem, your wallet is empty.


 * A fool visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:
 * I have such a terrible backacke, I can't sleep.
 * The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:
 * Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.