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-::I am a Dutch user and I life in the province of Zuid-Holland. My main goal for joining this wiki was adding a list of about a hundred Dutch wikis to Wikiindex, improving existing Dutch wikis and promoting Dutch heritage. I have already added several wikis when I decided that I wanted to join this site and help out under my own name.
+{{TOC right}}<div style=float:right>{{Country (nl-n)}}</div>
+I am a [[:Category:Netherlands|Dutch]] user and I live in the province of {{tag|Zuid-Holland}}.  My main goal for joining this wiki in March 2014 was adding a list of about a hundred [[:Category:Wiki Dutch|Dutch wikis]] to Wikiindex, improving existing Dutch wikis and promoting Dutch heritage.  I have already added several wikis when I decided that I wanted to join this site and help out under my own name.
-::If you have any questions, you can talk to me on my talkpage.
+If you have any questions, you can talk to me on my talk page.
-== A Story ==
+::''Presently enjoying: History of [[:Category:Netherlands|the Netherlands]], progressive rock and helping my family move.''
-::::: ''A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.''
+===Dutch wiki's on the Internet Archive===
-::::: ''After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.''
+[https://archive.org/search.php?query=vlaams%20OR%20nederlands%20OR%20hollands%20OR%20flemish%20OR%20dutch%20AND%20wiki%20NOT%20wikimedia link Internet Archive]
-::::: ''He then leaves the pub.''
-::::: ''After doing this every evening for a week the pubowner visits an old friend of his, an ex-boxers.''
-::::: ''He tells him he has a man who comes in, orders an ale and then refushes to pay.''
-::::: ''The ex-boxers accepts to visit his pub that evening and talk to the man.''
-::::: ''When the clocks strikes 10 o'clock the man enters the pub and asks for his ale.''
-::::: ''The ex-boxer approaches him and says to the man: I heared you are a man who fears no-one.''
-::::: ''The man says: That's me.''
-::::: ''Then the ex-boxer leans over and awnser: Well, I too am a man who fears no-one''
-::::: ''The man looks him in the eyes and awnsers...''
-::::: ''Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!''
-== Belgian jokes ==
+==A Story==
+:: ''A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.''
+:: ''After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.''
+:: ''He then leaves the pub.''
+:: ''After doing this every evening for a week the pubowner visits an old friend of his, an ex-boxer.''
+:: ''He tells him he has a man who comes in, orders an ale and then refuses to pay.''
+:: ''The ex-boxers accepts to visit his pub that evening and talk to the man.''
+:: ''When the clocks strikes 10 o'clock the man enters the pub and asks for his ale.''
+:: ''The ex-boxer approaches him and says to the man: I heard you are a man who fears no-one.''
+:: ''The man says: That's me.''
+:: ''Then the ex-boxer leans over and awnser: Well, I too am a man who fears no-one''
+:: ''The man looks him in the eyes and answers...''
+:: ''Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!''
-::::: ''Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?''
+==Belgian jokes==
-::::: ''The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,''
+:: ''Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?''
-::::: ''The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.''
+:: ''The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,''
+:: ''The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.''
-::::: ''After years of studying aeronautical problems, the Belgians have finally invented something.''
+:: ''After years of studying aeronautical problems, the Belgians have finally invented something.''
-::::: ''What you ask?''
+:: ''What you ask?''
-::::: ''A helicopter with an ejector-seat.''
+:: ''A helicopter with an ejector-seat.''
-::::: ''A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane.''
+:: ''A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane.''
-::::: ''Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground.''
+:: ''Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground.''
-::::: ''There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out.''
+:: ''There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out.''
-::::: ''The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death.''
+:: ''The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death.''
-::::: ''The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...''
+:: ''The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...''
-::::: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.''
+:: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.''
-== Father ==
+==Father==
+:: ''Two women are talking to each other at the social club,''
+:: ''One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.''
+:: ''How so the other woman asks.''
+:: ''Well my husband broke his leg last week and the doctor forbade him from using the stairs.''
+:: ''Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.''
+:: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.''
-::::: ''Two woman are talking to each other at the social club,''
+==The Doctor==
-::::: ''One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.''
+:: ''A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''
-::::: ''How so the other woman asks.''
+:: ''Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.''
-::::: ''Well my husband broke his leg last week and the doctor forbade him from using the stairs.''
+:: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''
-::::: ''Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.''
+:: ''I see the problem, your finger is broken.''
-::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to the bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.''
+:: ''A Jew visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''
+:: ''When I touch my side, here, I feel a terrible pain.''
+:: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''
+:: ''I see the problem, your wallet is empty.''
+:: ''A fool visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''
+:: ''I have such a terrible backacke, I can't sleep.''
+:: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''
+:: ''Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.''
+[[Category:Wiki people]]
+[[Category:Jokes]]
+[[Category:Account used in 2014]]