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If man A touches man B in the crotch or buttocks, whether accidental or on purpose, man B is required to punch man A. | If man A touches man B in the crotch or buttocks, whether accidental or on purpose, man B is required to punch man A in the face. | ||
===Pink T-Shirts=== | ===Pink T-Shirts=== | ||
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Description
Men have certain expectations of other men. Some of these are spoken, but most remain unspoken. Our goal is to document these expectations in a specific and understandable way. This should eliminate confusion and facilitate communication among men.
Examples
Standard Creepiness Rule
No man shall date under (Age / 2 + 7).
Man Touch
If man A touches man B in the crotch or buttocks, whether accidental or on purpose, man B is required to punch man A in the face.
Pink T-Shirts
No man shall wear pink! Real men do not trust a pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, Jeffrey Dahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted.
Urinate Standing
A man shall urinate standing up unless also dropping logs. The ability to stand upright is what separates man from ape. To urinate in any other position is primitive. Flinging feces is also frowned upon.
Princess
Princess is an ideal nickname for use in emasculation. Almost any female name will also suffice, though ladies' names typical of the '40s and '50s are ideal. Examples include Mary, Barbara, Patricia, Carol, Judith, Betty, Nancy, Maria, Margaret, and Linda.