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::::You can make an attempt on my life if you care that much about it. However, the [http://suicidewiki.org/wiki/Will_to_live will to live] will surely make me do what I can to stop you. Instinct sometimes overrides reason. Or maybe I should say that it sometimes directs reason. There are a lot of good arguments for suicide, and it's definitely an effective way to minimize suffering, but not every person has it in him to do it. [[User:Leucosticte|Leucosticte]] ([[User talk:Leucosticte|talk]]) 00:41, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
::::You can make an attempt on my life if you care that much about it. However, the [http://suicidewiki.org/wiki/Will_to_live will to live] will surely make me do what I can to stop you. Instinct sometimes overrides reason. Or maybe I should say that it sometimes directs reason. There are a lot of good arguments for suicide, and it's definitely an effective way to minimize suffering, but not every person has it in him to do it. [[User:Leucosticte|Leucosticte]] ([[User talk:Leucosticte|talk]]) 00:41, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
::::: What? Are you afraid, afraid of me? I promise, I will give you anything you desire - freedom, knowledge, sex - with children! Just off yourself and all will be alright, you will be with friends, I promise you. --SATAN
::::: What? Are you afraid, afraid of me? I promise, I will give you anything you desire - freedom, knowledge, sex - with children! Just off yourself and all will be alright, you will be with friends, I promise you. --SATAN
::::::I also demand [http://nathania.org/wiki/Essay:Why_do_I_love_fat_women 72 comely virginal fat chicks]. But wait, you're talking about eternal life in some paradise, right? Even Hell might get old after awhile. That's the problem with the afterlife in general; all the ones I've heard described have seemed to have limited possibilities that would eventually be exhausted.
::::::I'll have to think about it. Leave me your card and maybe I'll call you. Are you getting paid a commission for each soul, by the way? That probably explains these high-pressure sales tactics. [[User:Leucosticte|Leucosticte]] ([[User talk:Leucosticte|talk]]) 00:59, 6 March 2014 (UTC)
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