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- I am a Dutch user and I life in the province of Zuid-Holland. My main goal for joining this wiki in March 2014 was adding a list of about a hundred Dutch wikis to Wikiindex, improving existing Dutch wikis and promoting Dutch heritage. I have already added several wikis when I decided that I wanted to join this site and help out under my own name.
- If you have any questions, you can talk to me on my talkpage.
- Presently enjoying: History of the Netherlands, progressive rock and helping my family move.
Dutch wiki's on the Internet Archive
A Story
- A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.
- After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.
- He then leaves the pub.
- After doing this every evening for a week the pubowner visits an old friend of his, an ex-boxer.
- He tells him he has a man who comes in, orders an ale and then refuses to pay.
- The ex-boxers accepts to visit his pub that evening and talk to the man.
- When the clocks strikes 10 o'clock the man enters the pub and asks for his ale.
- The ex-boxer approaches him and says to the man: I heard you are a man who fears no-one.
- The man says: That's me.
- Then the ex-boxer leans over and awnser: Well, I too am a man who fears no-one
- The man looks him in the eyes and answers...
- Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!
Belgian jokes
- Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?
- The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,
- The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.
- After years of studying aeronautical problems, the Belgians have finally invented something.
- What you ask?
- A helicopter with an ejector-seat.
- A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane.
- Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground.
- There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out.
- The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death.
- The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...
- That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.
Father
- Two woman are talking to each other at the social club,
- One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.
- How so the other woman asks.
- Well my husband broke his leg last week and the doctor forbade him from using the stairs.
- Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.
- Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.
The Doctor
- A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:
- Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.
- The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:
- I see the problem, your finger is broken.
- A Jew visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:
- When I touch my side, here, I feel a terrible pain.
- The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:
- I see the problem, your wallet is empty.
- A fool visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:
- I have such a terrible backacke, I can't sleep.
- The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:
- Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.