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Redgreenfourties
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→Belgian jokes
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::::: ''What you ask?'' | ::::: ''What you ask?'' | ||
::::: ''A helicopter with an ejector-seat.'' | ::::: ''A helicopter with an ejector-seat.'' | ||
::::: A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane. | |||
::::: Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground. | |||
::::: There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out. | |||
::::: The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death. | |||
::::: The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says... | |||
::::: That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack. | |||