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::::: ''A helicopter with an ejector-seat.'' | ::::: ''A helicopter with an ejector-seat.'' | ||
::::: A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane. | ::::: ''A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane.'' | ||
::::: Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground. | ::::: ''Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground.'' | ||
::::: There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out. | ::::: ''There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out.'' | ||
::::: The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death. | ::::: ''The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death.'' | ||
::::: The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says... | ::::: ''The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...'' | ||
::::: That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack. | ::::: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.'' | ||