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::::: ''The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...'' | ::::: ''The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...'' | ||
::::: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.'' | ::::: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.'' | ||
== Father == | |||
::::: ''Two woman are talking to each other at the social club,'' | |||
::::: ''One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.'' | |||
::::: ''How so the other woman asks.'' | |||
::::: ''Well my husband broke his leg last week and the doctor forbade him from using the stairs.'' | |||
::::: ''Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.'' | |||
::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to the bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.'' | |||