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| | I fear I must be going. |
| |full name = William Edward Silver
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| |job title = Street sweeper
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| |organization = Progressive Society for the Public Good of Purple Monkeys
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| |short quote = When life gives you lemons, torture them until they confess to witchcraft, burn them at the stake, behead them, and draw and quarter what's left (if there's anything left).
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| |about me = I live in Arkham, Massachusetts with my wife Carol, and I have a strong interest in wikis. I'm originally from the Moon.
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| |about my work = I was assigned the job of street sweeper by the Right Honourable Coalition of Monkey Businessmen. They assured me it was where I was most needed based on the principles of ability and need, but I'd much rather sit on puffy white clouds and eat celestial ice cream, and I'm still hoping to find a different job.
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| |contact me = [[Special:EmailUser/Llwy-ar-lawr]]
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| |disclaimer = I like pie. Especially the kind made with railroad spikes. Yummy!
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| | I don't have the time or energy to deal with ignorant spoiled brats who insist on pursuing insubstantial vendettas against me and Uncyclopedia (the real one, not the fork). (You know who you are.) I ''do'' have a life, after all. Furthermore, that's all I've been doing here in recent times--I've lost interest in the areas I used to contribute to, and I've been focusing on the wikis that are really important to me. |
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| | It was fun while it lasted, but now is the time to say goodbye. |