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:: | ::I am a {{tag|Dutch}} user and I life in the province of {{tag|Zuid-Holland}}. My main goal for joining this wiki in March 2014 was adding a list of about a hundred [[:Category:Wiki Dutch|Dutch wikis]] to Wikiindex, improving existing Dutch wikis and promoting Dutch heritage. I have already added several wikis when I decided that I wanted to join this site and help out under my own name. | ||
::If you have any questions, you can talk to me on my talk page. | |||
:::: ''Presently enjoying: History of [[:Category:The Netherlands|the Netherlands]], progressive rock and helping my family move.'' | |||
===Dutch wiki's on the Internet Archive=== | |||
[https://archive.org/search.php?query=vlaams%20OR%20nederlands%20OR%20hollands%20OR%20flemish%20OR%20dutch%20AND%20wiki%20NOT%20wikimedia link Internet Archive] | [https://archive.org/search.php?query=vlaams%20OR%20nederlands%20OR%20hollands%20OR%20flemish%20OR%20dutch%20AND%20wiki%20NOT%20wikimedia link Internet Archive] | ||
== A Story == | ==A Story== | ||
::::: ''A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.'' | ::::: ''A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.'' | ||
::::: ''After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.'' | ::::: ''After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.'' | ||
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::::: ''Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!'' | ::::: ''Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!'' | ||
== Belgian jokes == | ==Belgian jokes== | ||
::::: ''Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?'' | ::::: ''Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?'' | ||
::::: ''The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,'' | ::::: ''The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,'' | ||
::::: ''The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.'' | ::::: ''The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.'' | ||
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::::: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.'' | ::::: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.'' | ||
== Father == | ==Father== | ||
::::: ''Two women are talking to each other at the social club,'' | ::::: ''Two women are talking to each other at the social club,'' | ||
::::: ''One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.'' | ::::: ''One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.'' | ||
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::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.'' | ::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.'' | ||
== The Doctor == | ==The Doctor== | ||
::::: ''A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:'' | ::::: ''A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:'' | ||
::::: ''Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.'' | ::::: ''Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.'' | ||
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::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:'' | ::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:'' | ||
::::: ''Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.'' | ::::: ''Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.'' | ||
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