User:Llwy-ar-lawr

William Edward Silver Street sweeper Progressive Society for the Public Good of Purple Monkeys When life gives you lemons, torture them until they confess to witchcraft, burn them at the stake, behead them, and draw and quarter what's left (if there's anything left).

About me I live in Arkham, Massachusetts with my wife Carol, and I have a strong interest in wikis. I'm originally from the Moon. en-N This person is a native English speaker. fr-3 This person is an advanced French speaker. cy-2 This person is an intermediate Welsh speaker.

My work I was assigned the job of street sweeper by the Right Honourable Coalition of Monkey Businessmen. They assured me it was where I was most needed based on the principles of ability and need, but I'd much rather sit on puffy white clouds and eat celestial ice cream, and I'm still hoping to find a different job. Disclaimer: I like pie. Especially the kind made with railroad spikes. Yummy!

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