User:Redgreenfourties

I am a Dutch user and I life in the province of Zuid-Holland. My main goal for joining this wiki was adding a list of about a hundred Dutch wikis to Wikiindex, improving existing Dutch wikis and promoting Dutch heritage. I have already added several wikis when I decided that I wanted to join this site and help out under my own name.

If you have any questions, you can talk to me on my talkpage.

A Story

A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.

After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.

He then leaves the pub.

After doing this every evening for a week the pubowner visits an old friend of his, an ex-boxers.

He tells him he has a man who comes in, orders an ale and then refushes to pay.

The ex-boxers accepts to visit his pub that evening and talk to the man.

When the clocks strikes 10 o'clock the man enters the pub and asks for his ale.

The ex-boxer approaches him and says to the man: I heared you are a man who fears no-one.

The man says: That's me.

Then the ex-boxer leans over and awnser: Well, I too am a man who fears no-one

The man looks him in the eyes and awnsers...

Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!

Belgian jokes

Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?

The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,

The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.

After years of studying aeronautical problems, the Belgians have finally invented something.

What you ask?

A helicopter with an ejector-seat.

A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane.

Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground.

There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out.

The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death.

The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...

That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.