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::::: ''Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.'' | ::::: ''Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.'' | ||
::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.'' | ::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.'' | ||
== The Doctor == | |||
::::: ''A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:'' | |||
::::: ''Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.'' | |||
::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:'' | |||
::::: ''I see the problem, your finger is broken.'' | |||
::::: ''A Jew visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:'' | |||
::::: ''When I touch my side, here, I feel a terrible pain.'' | |||
::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:'' | |||
::::: ''I see the problem, your wallet is empty.'' | |||
::::: ''A fool visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:'' | |||
::::: ''I have such a terrible backacke, I can't sleep.'' | |||
::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:'' | |||
::::: ''Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.'' | |||