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 ::::: ''Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.''
 ::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.''
+== The Doctor ==
+::::: ''A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''
+::::: ''Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.''
+::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''
+::::: ''I see the problem, your finger is broken.''
+::::: ''A Jew visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''
+::::: ''When I touch my side, here, I feel a terrible pain.''
+::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''
+::::: ''I see the problem, your wallet is empty.''
+::::: ''A fool visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''
+::::: ''I have such a terrible backacke, I can't sleep.''
+::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''
+::::: ''Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.''