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::I am a {{tag|Dutch}} user and I life in the province of {{tag|Zuid-Holland}}. My main goal for joining this wiki in March 2014 was adding a list of about a hundred [[:Category:Wiki Dutch|Dutch wikis]] to Wikiindex, improving existing Dutch wikis and promoting Dutch heritage. I have already added several wikis when I decided that I wanted to join this site and help out under my own name.

 

 

 

:::: ''Presently enjoying: History of [[:Category:The Netherlands|the Netherlands]], progressive rock and helping my family move.''

::::: ''A man moves into a new neighbourhoods and decides to go drink an ale at the local pub.''

::::: ''After he drank his ale he exclaims: I am a man who fears no-one and therefor I will not pay for this drink.''

::::: ''He then leaves the pub.''

::::: ''After doing this every evening for a week the pubowner visits an old friend of his, an ex-boxer.''

::::: ''He tells him he has a man who comes in, orders an ale and then refuses to pay.''

::::: ''The ex-boxers accepts to visit his pub that evening and talk to the man.''

::::: ''When the clocks strikes 10 o'clock the man enters the pub and asks for his ale.''

::::: ''The ex-boxer approaches him and says to the man: I heard you are a man who fears no-one.''

::::: ''The man says: That's me.''

::::: ''Then the ex-boxer leans over and awnser: Well, I too am a man who fears no-one''

::::: ''The man looks him in the eyes and answers...''

::::: ''Oh, in that case: WAITER TWO ALE!''

::::: ''Why does a Belgian take a full and empty glass to bed?''

::::: ''The full one is for drinking when he is thirsty,''

::::: ''The empty one is for drinking when he is not thirsty.''

::::: ''After years of studying aeronautical problems, the Belgians have finally invented something.''

::::: ''What you ask?''

::::: ''A helicopter with an ejector-seat.''

::::: ''A Dutchmen, a German and a Belgian are traveling on an aeroplane.''

::::: ''Suddenly the plane crashes to the ground.''

::::: ''There are only two parachutes, but the Dutchmen urges the Belgian to take his parachute and jump out.''

::::: ''The German faces the Dutchmen and tells him that it was very brave of him to choose death.''

::::: ''The Dutchmen looks the German in the face and says...''

::::: ''That wasn't my parachute, that was my backpack.''

::::: ''Two women are talking to each other at the social club,''

::::: ''One woman says to the other: O, dear I haven't slept well in over a week.''

::::: ''How so the other woman asks.''

::::: ''Well my husband broke his leg last week and the doctor forbade him from using the stairs.''

::::: ''Then whats the problem, the other woman asks.''

::::: ''Well, since he can't use the stairs to get to our bedroom, he spends every evening climbing up the downspout.''

::::: ''A Turk visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''

::::: ''Whena I toucha here, ita hurt. Whena I toucha there, ita hurt. Doctor watta wrong with me.''

::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''

::::: ''I see the problem, your finger is broken.''

::::: ''A Jew visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''

::::: ''When I touch my side, here, I feel a terrible pain.''

::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''

::::: ''I see the problem, your wallet is empty.''

::::: ''A fool visits the doctor, he tells the doctor:''

::::: ''I have such a terrible backacke, I can't sleep.''

::::: ''The doctor takes a close look at the man and says:''

::::: ''Of course you have backpain, you carry the weight of your own foolishness.''