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*Who is currently online? {{:Special:WhosOnline/10}}<br> | *Who is currently online? {{:Special:WhosOnline/10}}<br> | ||
<div align=justify>Hi<strong>{{#if:{{CURRENTUSER}}|, '''{{CURRENTUSER}}'''|}}</strong>, a warm welcome to my [[user page]]. I'm '''Hoof Hearted''' (''not'' my [[WikiIndex:Real names|real name]] . . . it is merely a cryptic [[Pseudonym|nickname]] I gained as a result of producing excessive <cough> <mark>wind</mark> | <div align=justify>Hi<strong>{{#if:{{CURRENTUSER}}|, '''{{CURRENTUSER}}'''|}}</strong>, a warm welcome to my [[user page]]. I'm '''Hoof Hearted''' (''not'' my [[WikiIndex:Real names|real name]] . . . it is merely a cryptic [[Pseudonym|nickname]] I gained as a result of producing excessive <cough> <mark>wind</mark> (or '<mark>gas</mark>' if you are left of the pond!), due to a genetic disorder, which also makes me allergic to many strong flavours in vegetables. ;-( I'm from {{tag|England}} in the {{tag|United Kingdom}} (UK), and my mother christened me with my first name of <big>'''Sean'''</big> (with the ''correct'' spelling :p ).</div> | ||
<div align=justify>I'd like to think I am {{tag|Active contributors to this wiki|contributing in a useful manner}} here on [[WikiIndex]], although sadly I'm also prone to taking an odd <cough> | <div align=justify>I'd like to think I am {{tag|Active contributors to this wiki|contributing in a useful manner}} here on [[WikiIndex]], although sadly I'm also prone to taking an odd <cough> sabbatical occasionally. :-/ In June 2011, as a reward for my hearty efforts here on WikiIndex, I was 'promoted' to an {{tag|Active administrators of this wiki|administrator}}, and a short while later to [[bureaucrat]] – one of the members of a truly great team! If you'd like to talk to me, please leave me a message on my [[User talk:Hoof Hearted|talk page]], thanks.</div> | ||
My [[User:Hoof Hearted/ToDo|ToDo list]] – feel free to dive in and help me out if you wish :- | My [[User:Hoof Hearted/ToDo|ToDo list]] – feel free to dive in and help me out if you wish :-p | ||
If I've gone AWOL, you might find me [[Uncyclopedia:User:Hoof Hearted|here]], and you'll find a little more about my [[username]] <wink>!! | If I've gone AWOL, you might find me [[Uncyclopedia:User:Hoof Hearted|here]], and you'll find a little more about my [[username]] <NSFW - wink>!! | ||
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*it's {{CURRENTTIME}} (UTC) on {{CURRENTDAYNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}} – well it was when you loaded this page :-P ... click on the <span style=color:orange>orange 'refresh' tab</span> (if you are logged-in) at the top of the page, or press <kbd>F5</kbd> to update the time; | *it's {{CURRENTTIME}} (UTC) on {{CURRENTDAYNAME}} {{CURRENTDAY}} {{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}} – well it was when you loaded this page :-P ... click on the <span style=color:orange>orange 'refresh' tab</span> (if you are logged-in) at the top of the page, or press <kbd>F5</kbd> to update the time; | ||
*we are running {{Mw|MediaWiki}} version [[Special:Version|{{CURRENTVERSION}}]] | *we are running {{Mw|MediaWiki}} version [[Special:Version|{{CURRENTVERSION}}]] (and we are happy with our geriatric version, thank you!) – with a few [[Special:Version#Installed extensions|plugins]], notably <span class=plainlinks>[https://Semantic-MediaWiki.org Semantic MediaWiki]</span> (SMW), which means our [[:Category:Infobox templates|infoboxes]] require 'structured data'; | ||
*we have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles]] (out of [[Special:Allpages|{{NUMBEROFPAGES}} total pages]]), maintained by a body count of [[Special:ActiveUsers|{{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}} active users]] in the last 30 days, from a total of {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} users,<!-- . We have received {{NUMBEROFVIEWS}} unique views --> since our foundation in [[:Category:FoundedIn2006|2006]]! | *we have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles]] (out of [[Special:Allpages|{{NUMBEROFPAGES}} total pages]]), maintained by a body count of [[Special:ActiveUsers|{{NUMBEROFACTIVEUSERS}} active users]] in the last 30 days, from a total of {{NUMBEROFUSERS}} users,<!-- . We have received {{NUMBEROFVIEWS}} unique views --> since our foundation in [[:Category:FoundedIn2006|2006]]! | ||
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