User:Adobe Flash videos can hack into your computer

I just want to see how this wiki's resident NSA agent will react to this informative username (and userpage), being as the NSA people don't want other people to know this fact, being as the NSA hacks into people's computers all the time via YouTube's flash videos.

-Perhaps another "recent changes slide" to push this username-creation record and userpage-creation record down out-of-view on the recent changes page.

I know that you have the power to delete this userpage, being as you have successfully weaseled your way up into an admin position, but you have not yet managed to weasel your way up into an "oversight" position, which means that you cannot yet censor this informative username.