I fear I must be going.
I don't have the time or energy to deal with ignorant spoiled brats who insist on pursuing insubstantial vendettas against me and Uncyclopedia (the real one, not the fork). (You know who you are.) I do have a life, after all. Furthermore, that's all I've been doing here in recent times--I've lost interest in the areas I used to contribute to, and I've been focusing on the wikis that are really important to me.
It was fun while it lasted, but now is the time to say goodbye.